Roid Rager, an­gri­ly: No­body gives me the fin­ger while I’m dri­ving!
Hip­ster, calm­ly: Well, you need to slow down. It’s a park­ing lot.
Roid Rager, en­raged: You wan­na do some­thing about it?
Hip­ster: No. I’m not gonna fight you in front of Sears.

Rock­away Mall, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Joe Bagodonuts