Drunken girl: I don’t know, Luke, I’m just sick and tired of people who want to sit in their rooms and watch YouTube videos and eat sherbert.
Drunken guy: You don’t like sherbert?
Drunken girl: No, I like it… but only with adventure.
Drunken guy: I wanted adventure. I feel kind of bad, though, that I didn’t experiment enough.
Drunken girl: With what?
Drunken guy: With guys. I don’t know, it just hasn’t happened.
Drunken girl: Well, don’t rush it. If you let it happen naturally, it will.
Drunken guy: But what if I don’t like it? And say, “No, this isn’t for me”?
Drunken girl: Let’s go eat something.
Drunken guy: Sherbert?
Drunken girl: Yep.
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