Cus­tomer: Hi, I’d like to re­turn these pants.
Store man­ag­er: Can I ask why?
Cus­tomer: The pants talk.
Store man­ag­er: (…)
Cus­tomer, fran­ti­cal­ly: I mean, they pop! They pop!

Burnsville, Min­neso­ta

Over­heard by: I had to re­turn a pair of talk­ing pants once too