Client: So, how will we work it out if I want a custom tattoo designed?
Tattoo artist: Have you ever been shopping with your girlfriend where you just sort of follow her around for a while and point stuff out until you figure out what she wants?
Tattoo artist: It’s just like that, except you’re the girlfriend.
Americana Tattoo Parlor
Overheard by: Clarissa St. Tacocrotch