Client: So, how will we work it out if I want a cus­tom tat­too de­signed?
Tat­too artist: Have you ever been shop­ping with your girl­friend where you just sort of fol­low her around for a while and point stuff out un­til you fig­ure out what she wants?
Client: Yeah…
Tat­too artist: It’s just like that, ex­cept you’re the girl­friend.

Amer­i­cana Tat­too Par­lor
Au­gus­ta, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: Claris­sa St. Tacocrotch