Woman #1, watch­ing hobo in a dress: You know, I fi­nal­ly feel like I’m a met­ro­pol­i­tan woman.
Woman #2: Why? Got­ten used to the traf­fic, crowds, pol­lu­tion and pub­lic trans­porta­tion?
Woman #1: Well, yeah, but that’s not why. See that guy in that dress over there? When I first came to the city, I would have been amused or shocked to see some­thing like that. Now, my first re­ac­tion is: “Those shoes and socks don’t go with that dress–and Ma­cy’s is­n’t that far away. Dude, go get some pumps!” I mean, how of­ten do you think I would have thought to say “dude, go get some pumps” when I was still liv­ing in Ohio? I’m liv­ing the dream!

Fi­nan­cial Dis­trict
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

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