Teacher: What that show did­n’t tell you is that fer­rets smell like dirty wet dog.
Sev­en-year-old girl: Well, you know you can get their scent glands re­moved.
Teacher: Yeah, but is that re­al­ly good for them?
Sev­en-year-old girl: I think it’s about the same as re­mov­ing a dog’s tes­ti­cles.

Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton