Li­brar­i­an at in­fo desk: How are you to­day?
Gloomy guy: Not very well.
Li­brar­i­an: Why not?
Guy: Oh, my girl­friend’s be­ing mean to me… Are you sin­gle?
Li­brar­i­an, un­fazed: No, I’m mar­ried.

West Lafayette, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Rachel S.