Guy #1: Hey, do you think that if animals could talk and were as smart as us, we would get along?
Guy #2: I think so… Actually, maybe not lions. They’re pretty crazy.
Guy #1: Yeah, we’d probably have to lock up all the lions and bears.
Guy #2: Damn, bears. Almost forgot.

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/03/after-all-they-are-number-one-threat-to.html

Overheard by: ryan