GameStop employee #1: No, dude, I swear, Puerto Rico was the 48th state.
GameStop employee #2: No it’s not, dummy! Puerto Rico is not the 48th state. It was the 49th!
GameStop employee #1: Well, why don’t I just look it up on my cell phone, I bet I’ll prove you wrong. How do you spell “Puerto Rico”?
GameStop employee #2: P‑o-r-t‑o R‑e-e-c‑o?

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