Chick, ap­proach­ing yup­pie guy: Hey I haven’t seen you since…
Yup­pie guy: Since I nailed you in the high school bath­room! Four… five years ago, right Jen?
Chick: No, that was­n’t me. But thanks for re­mem­ber­ing my name!

Bar
Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: al­lie