Third-year stu­dent #1: So, I asked her if her hus­band still showed her af­fec­tion, and she said, ‘Yes, he brings me flow­ers.‘
Third-year stu­dent #2: Sad­ly, that’s not re­al­ly the rel­e­vant ques­tion.
Third-year stu­dent #3: Se­ri­ous­ly. The re­al ques­tion is, ‘Are you get­ting head?’

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/04/just-answer-damn-question.html