Teenage tourist girl to friend: Wan­na play con­nect the dots with my track marks?
Friend: (laughs ner­vous­ly)
Teenage tourist girl: Al­so, if you do that stu­pid thing with your wa­ter glass again, I’m gonna stran­gle you, and throw you in a pit and put a dead dog on top of your grave. Pass me that cheese?

Pizze­ria
Rome
Italy