Woman #1, ap­proach­ing reg­is­ter counter: Ooh! Kinder eggs! I love those things!
Woman #2: What are they?
Woman #1: They’re choco­late! With some­thing in­side!
Cashier: They’re hol­low choco­late eggs.
Woman #1: With a sur­prise in­side!
Woman #2: Ew!
Cashier: It’s a toy.
Woman #2: Oh. A toy.
Cashier: Whoa, okay, just imag­ine you were a kid again, and what a sur­prise meant when you were a kid.
Woman #2: I know… I know. It’s just, adult sur­pris­es are nev­er fun.
Woman #1, walk­ing out of store: What were you think­ing it was go­ing to be? A pe­nis that would squirt all over you?
Woman #2: You nev­er know! Adult sur­pris­es are al­ways bad!

San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia