Lit­tle girl in next stall: But what if Old Faith­ful starts go­ing while we’re not out there?
Girl’s moth­er: Well, you’ll have to pee re­al­ly quick­ly so mom­my can pee and then we can go.
Lit­tle girl: But you take a long time to pee.
Moth­er: Yes, I know.
(pause)
Lit­tle girl: You take a long time to pee.
Moth­er: Well, thank you for an­nounc­ing that to the en­tire bath­room.

Re­stroom, Old Faith­ful Inn
Yel­low­stone Na­tion­al Park, Wyoming