Drunk guy on cell: Hey, this is Er­ic*. Just call­ing to see how you were do­ing at three in the morn­ing. [To chick passer­by] Hey! I saw you tonight at the club!
An­gry drunk chick: Get away from me!
Drunk guy on cell, in­to phone: What the fuck is up with every girl on cam­pus think­ing I want to rape them? Just be­cause I’m drunk does­n’t mean I’m a fuck­ing per­vert.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Mis­souri-Co­lum­bia
Co­lum­bia, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Caesar22