Guy #1, dur­ing a col­lege bas­ket­ball game: Dude! I saw my ex, Bea, down there!
Guy #2: Re­al­ly?
Guy #1: Yeah. She got fat! Fuck you, bitch! (high fives guy #1)

Arane­ta Col­i­se­um
Mani­la
The Philip­pines

Over­heard by: VM