Girl on cell: Yeah, so I’m go­ing to tell my mom that he asked me to mar­ry him, and then he died. (pause) Yeah, she’ll prob­a­bly ask if I need any­thing, and that’s when I’ll tell her about the car. (pause) Yeah, I’ll be heart­bro­ken, blah, blah, blah… at least I’ll get a new car out of the deal! (pause) He’s a made-up boyfriend! She’s not go­ing to find out he did­n’t re­al­ly die, be­cause he nev­er re­al­ly ex­ist­ed!

San Mar­cos, Cal­i­for­nia