Pro­fes­sor: So, I can see that some of you try to care about my feel­ings, and oth­ers don’t give a fig.
Stu­dent #1: Whoa! Could you not use such harsh veg­eta­bles?
(en­tire class goes silent)
Stu­dent #2: I did­n’t know a “fig” was a veg­etable.
Stu­dent #3: I thought it was a grape. A dried grape.

John­son & Wales Uni­ver­si­ty
Prov­i­dence, Rhode Is­land