Plus-size sis­tah: And that damn con­dom came off!
Friend: Oh, shit, girl! What hap­pened?
Plus-size sis­tah: I dun­no. It’s still up in there.
Friend: What? How long?
Plus-size sis­tah: It’s been three days. I can’t reach that bitch!
Friend: Girl! That’s nasty! And if you askin’ what I think you askin’, you can for­get it!

Restau­rant, Chi­na­town
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Joe