Son to fa­ther, ex­it­ing hos­pi­tal: Dad, what’s a dis­abil­i­ty?
Fa­ther: It’s like when some­one los­es their fin­ger in an ac­ci­dent, (pause) which will prob­a­bly hap­pen to you.

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Over­heard by: Jon