Guy: Well, I mean the sun was com­ing up, and we went and got sand­wich­es af­ter­wards, and rolled an­oth­er joint.
Be­mused girl: All this is set­ting the scene nice­ly, but it does­n’t ex­plain how you end­ed up mas­tur­bat­ing on a school roof to­geth­er.
Guy: We were twen­ty feet apart with our backs to each oth­er, it was­n’t gay or any­thing!