Pi­lot #1: He flew to Myr­tle Beach to meet some girl he met on­line. We were ex­pect­ing to find him naked in a bath­tub full of ice miss­ing a kid­ney.
Flight at­ten­dant: Who would want his kid­ney? He’s so short!
Pi­lot #2: Hey, kids need kid­neys too! Lit­tle kids!

At­lanta, Geor­gia