Jail­bait to friends: I just hate be­ing han­dled, you know?
Gig­gly friend: Ew!
Jail­bait: No, I mean, like… (trails off)
Con­struc­tion work­er, soft­ly, to him­self: Oh please, god…

Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: do not want