Flamboyant, very white math teacher: Alright, we have a test on Tuuuuseday, which is also, guess what, the blood drive! So don’t donate blood before the test and please, please, do not donate blood during the test. You’ll be writing with one arm and bleeding with the other, and then you’ll get paler and paler… and keel over and die. Homie can’t fly that. Homie can’t.

Math Classroom