NYU guy in au­di­ence dur­ing group skits: PBR does­n’t taste as good on a Sun­day morn­ing as it did last night at the par­ty.
NYU girl in au­di­ence dur­ing group skits: Yeah, I’m like, “some­one might as well just piss in my mouth in­stead.”

Rock Hill, New York

Over­heard by: I think I’ll still go with the PBR