Old woman in wheel­chair be­ing dri­ven around busy food court: I hate this place! All I can see are peo­ple’s butts.
Old man be­hind her: So why are you hav­ing me cart you around the city in a wheel­chair for?!

Mall
Syd­ney
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: I saw her lat­er stand up…