Pretty goth chick: Do you think if I call him up and ask him to come over and watch porn and fuck, he’ll come?
Queer friend: Probably, but only if you call after 10. It’s six — wait until dark.
Pretty goth chick: Yeah, you’re right.

http://overheardinlosangeles.blogspot.com/2007/05/and-try-not-to-terrorize-blind-woman.html