Ob­vi­ous mi­nor: Can I get a pack of Marl­boro lights?
Mi­ni-mart man: Do you have ID?
Ob­vi­ous mi­nor, in­dig­nant: Yeah, but I don’t have it on me!
Mi­ni-mart man: Would you like two packs for $9.45?
Ob­vi­ous mi­nor: No thanks, I’m try­ing to cut down.

Green­port, New York