Moth­er to daugh­ter: And soon you’ll be hav­ing ba­bies…
Daugh­ter’s friend: I want a ba­by.
Daugh­ter: What?!
Friend: Ac­tu­al­ly I want a dough­nut, but no one was lis­ten­ing to me.

Toron­to
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: and i want a pony