Mid­dle aged fe­male client: You aren’t go­ing to find out the sex? How are you go­ing to know what col­or to paint the nurs­ery or what kind of ba­by clothes to get?
Preg­nant 30-some­thing hair styl­ist: Oh, please, like it mat­ters what col­ors I choose. Peo­ple aren’t go­ing to be won­der­ing if it’s a girl or a boy, any­way; they’re go­ing to won­der if it’s an an­i­mal or a ba­by.

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Over­heard by: jenc17