Con­duc­tor: Every­body please be pa­tient, we have an ob­struc­tion on the tracks. Po­lice are work­ing to clear it, we will con­tin­ue as soon as they fin­ish.
Young suit: We’re in a 55-ton bat­ter­ing ram, why did we even stop?

MAX Rail
Port­land, Ore­gon

Over­heard by: Ram Das