Girl #1: How do you like your place?
Girl #2: I’ve got a huge deck!
Girl #1: You were one let­ter away from mak­ing me a very hap­py woman.
Girl #2: I was one let­ter away from mak­ing my­self a very hap­py woman. If I had that, I’d go fuck my­self.

Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: aoK