Guy #1: Man, that movie was so good last night — I was so baked.
Guy #2: Yeah, that shit is so much bet­ter when you’re high.
Guy #1, af­ter a pause: If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
Guy #2: I don’t like birds.
Guy #3: I’d be a ptero­dactyl, dude.

Cafe­te­ria line, Col­gate Uni­ver­si­ty
Hamil­ton, New York