Girl, about sis­ter’s boyfriends: That was Bob* — he want­ed to mar­ry her.
Guy: Bob was kin­da creepy.
Girl: Bob was not creepy! He had a job.
Guy: If that’s your on­ly qual­i­fi­ca­tion for ‘not creepy’–
Girl: –He just faked his own death. But he got it out of his sys­tem — he won’t do it again.

DMV
Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: much less bored now