Six-year-old boy: I French-kissed my girl­friend to­day!
17-year-old girl: What? French kissed? You’re six!
Six-year-old boy: I still did it. She gave me her brush!
17-year-old girl: You’re six! You should­n’t know what French kiss­ing is!
Six-year-old boy: I watch Fam­i­ly Guy.

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Mia