Col­lege girl #1: I washed this shirt and it got, like, big­ger!
Col­lege girl #2: Well, at least you can wear it with tights now.
Col­lege girl #1: I know, but I don’t want to look like a slut.
Col­lege girl #2: I feel like I look less slut­ty when I wear my sun­glass­es.

Boul­der, Col­orado