Fash­ion­ista: Why are you so late?
Queer in hat: I ran out of mon­ey and had to give the cab­bie a blowjob to pay the fare.
Fash­ion­ista: Oh my god! Re­al­ly?!
Queer in hat: No. I had a hair emer­gency… But was­n’t that a much bet­ter an­swer?

El­lus fash­ion show line
São Paulo
Brazil