Girl to friend: What if I am preg­nant? How will I know who the fa­ther is? Well, if it comes out half Asian it’s Ja­son’s. If it comes out a midget it’s Thomas’s, and if it comes out blur­ry, it’s the un­named guy.

Es­con­di­do, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Brit-ta-nee