Dra­ma teacher to stu­dents: Okay, I want you all to close your eyes and imag­ine the most painful thing you can think of. Okay?
(a few mo­ments pass)
Dra­ma teacher: Okay, who wants to share? Dallin, how about you?
Dallin: Umm… Well, I imag­ined giv­ing birth to a cac­tus ba­by.
Girl next to him: What is with you and cac­tus ba­bies?

High School

Over­heard by: Weski­mo