Dad: Lat­er, we need to find grand­ma a boyfriend.
Sev­en-year-old son: Grand­ma al­ready has a boyfriend, though.
Dad: Re­al­ly? Who?
Sev­en-year-old son: She’s mar­ried to grand­dad!
Dad: No, no, your oth­er grand­ma.
Sev­en-year-old son: Oh yeah, she re­al­ly needs a boyfriend.

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