Eu­ro­pean his­to­ry pro­fes­sor, dis­cussing WWI: And of course, with Ger­many’s re­sump­tion of un­re­strict­ed sub­ma­rine war­fare, the Unit­ed States had its rea­sons to join the war against Ger­many.
World-weary stu­dent: Not to men­tion all the loans Amer­i­can bankers need­ed Eng­land and France to win to pay back.
Pro­fes­sor: Some of you are too cyn­i­cal for your own good.

Mon­te­val­lo, Al­aba­ma