Customer: Do you have any lox?
Wal-Mart employee: Of course. They’re over in hardware.
Customer: No. Lox, like bagels and lox.
Wal-Mart employee: Lots? Lots of bagels?
Customer: I’ll just go to Publix.

Wal-Mart
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Heading for Publix, too.