Nor­we­gian guy in fake British ac­cent to girl in Olympic vol­un­teer uni­form: Ex­cuse me, dear sir, can you di­rect me to the near­est (paus­es for dra­mat­ic ef­fect) Olympiad?!
Vol­un­teer girl, point­ing to­ward hot dog stand: That way.

Sco­tia­bank The­atre
Van­cou­ver
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: You luge you lose!