Guy #1: I was sup­posed to in­ter­view my grand­ma for my so­ci­ol­o­gy project, but I did­n’t. I’m go­ing to have to like, make up her life right now.
Guy #2: Why did­n’t you in­ter­view her?
Guy #1: Well, she lives in Ore­gon, and you know, the time change…
Guy #2: Dude, there’s no time change from here to Ore­gon.
Guy #1: I know that, shut up! I’m try­ing to make my­self feel bet­ter.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Wash­ing­ton
Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Beat­rice