Male red­neck: You can come over, but you can’t be shit­tin’ in my bath­room.
(fe­male red­neck is silent)
Male red­neck: Se­ri­ous­ly… I like you and all, but I don’t know you good enough for you to be stankin’ up my bath­room.
(they leave to­geth­er)

Project Lounge
Biloxi, Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: these are the peo­ple who get to have sex?