Girl #1, watch­ing at­trac­tive guy: Du-ude, check that out!
Girl #2: Oooh. Yum­my! (no­tices friend shame­less­ly ogling)
Girl #1: Eliz­a­beth!! Put his clothes back on!

Yale Uni­ver­si­ty
New Haven, Con­necti­cut

Over­heard by: You Can Take Mine In­stead