Very tall boy on Taipei sub­way: You don’t need to di­et, you need to grow taller.
Very short girl: I would if I could.
Very tall boy: Do you want to go to the con­cert?
Very short girl: I don’t go to con­certs.
Very tall boy: Why not?
Very short girl: I can nev­er see any­thing.

http://talovich.blogspot.com/2010_03_01_archive.html#7600786429606406051

Over­heard by: Yu­gan Dali