Daugh­ter: You know, they should put up a warn­ing sign at that camp. “Warn­ing: do not hook up with each oth­er, you are prob­a­bly sec­ond cousins. You will have mu­tant ba­bies.“
Moth­er: But they’re al­ready mu­tants, so it’s okay.

Port­land, Ore­gon

Over­heard by: Chris­tianne