Weird lady getting her hair cut: The nail just wouldn’t stay down on my toe. So because it was all loose, junk kept getting in there. The doctor basically told me that junk would just keep getting in there.
(a minute later)
Weird lady getting her hair cut: If I could have one of those guys do my wedding, I’d be all like, “here’s a doily and a paper cup, see what you can do.“
Weird lady getting her hair cut: I mean if you can’t have a bangin wedding in Puerto Rico, you might as well see what you can get from a doily and a paper cup here.