Crazy-re­li­gious-dude, point­ing at male stu­dent: Are you free from sin?
Male stu­dent: Yes I am!
Cray-re­li­gious-dude: Sure about that? (looks stu­dent over) Then why is your shirt so tight?

Flori­da In­ter­na­tion­al Uni­ver­si­ty